Séminaires en direct

The Last Temptation of Homer

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train!

Mr. Plow

Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

  • Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
  • When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
  • Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

Homer the Great

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Ahoy hoy?

Life on the Fast Lane

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Ahoy hoy? Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? I was saying "Boo-urns."